discrimination Calling a man "bald" is now considered sexual harassment, rules a judge in England Carla Sinclair

tabloids Secrets the Queen took to her grave, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Royal rampages and facelifts in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

useful stuff I bought a Day-Glo running vest to command the respect I deserve Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids World War III and Biden-Harris "knife fight" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

fun Someone stole $230,000 worth of beef and 7 hot tubs David Pescovitz

tabloids Hollywood hypocrites tearing America apart and rioters battling to destroy the United States, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

self care Soap promises to make you smell like "Naval Supremacy" Rob Beschizza

tabloids Killing the Queen, John Lennon's murder, and William Shatner's talking horses in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Johnny Depp dying, Caitlyn Jenner's baby, and the sexiest man alive, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

baldness The scent of sandalwood may cure baldness according to a new study Carla Sinclair

hockey pucks Don Rickles 1926-2017 Mark Frauenfelder

happy mutants Read: Rescue, by Sarah Gailey Sarah Gailey

happy mutants Parasitic Souls: what if there was a tech bubble, but for magic? Kater Cheek

Food Bill Burr makes pie crust and shames you for your poor life choices Xeni Jardin

fiction The Seed Lives Forever Ivan Hernandez

surrealism Nerval's Lobster: Is walking a crustacean any more ridiculous than a dog? Mark Dery