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chess Introducing Cheekmate, the wireless haptic communication system that kicks the competition in the butt! Gareth Branwyn

crime RCMP: Former Canadian mint worker smuggled out $180K by hiding it up his butt Cory Doctorow

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recipes How to make Elvis's famous Fool's Gold sandwich: The King's 8,000-calorie obsession Ellsworth Toohey

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Science These lab rats find great joy learning how to drive little cars Allan Rose Hill

animals Heartbreaking photos reveal what beloved stuffed animals look like after years of love Popkin

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Games The cute groundhog inside this claw machine is the best prize ever Allan Rose Hill

politics Buttigieg: Trump is old and strange Jason Weisberger

politics Audio of JD Vance being racist and attacking women's rights Jason Weisberger

News Texas court's ban on "butts and farts" books not going well Jason Weisberger

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Guided by Voices interviewed on their 30-year-old EP that became a cult classic  Lee Keeler

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