Real things you can actually buy Hot Pockets made cargo shorts with literal hot pockets Rusty Blazenhoff

comedy These Faulkner-style comedic shorts are utterly brilliant Jennifer Sandlin

crime Bring your kid to work day: FBI seeks man who robbed a bank while holding a child Jason Weisberger

fashion Here's the Piers Morgan vs. Kermit the Frog fashion showdown you never knew you needed Jennifer Sandlin

Cryptozoology Wall Street Journal reports on Bigfoot, complete with one of their iconic "hedcut" portraits David Pescovitz

makers After two years of silence, Primitive Technology returns to build a new thatched workshop Gareth Branwyn

no room in the drug culture for amateurs Tech CEO who screwed up micro-dosing before a big meeting attributes his firing to other things Jason Weisberger

survival Catching up with the Primitive Technology channel Gareth Branwyn

politics Jeff Bezos accuses National Enquirer parent company of 'extortion and blackmail' over dick pics Xeni Jardin

holy shit Jeff Bezos accuses National Enquirer of attempting to blackmail him over sexts and photos Mark Frauenfelder

board games Carry a galaxy in conflict around in your cargo shorts with Pocket Imperium Gareth Branwyn

fiction The Man Who Sold The Moon Cory Doctorow