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Sacred Seltzer is a new booze made with blessed Holy Water
A toilet found in Jerusalem is older than Jesus
"Ultimate Slip 'N Slide" pulled from Olympic lineup after explosive diarrhea outbreak
Jeff Bezos accuses National Enquirer of attempting to blackmail him over sexts and photos
Drivers are successfully not dying in their Ford-made vehicle, thanks to this one simple trick
Trump cranks up the crazy to 11 in this ABC interview. Highlights and full transcript.
Life imitates "Fringe" with development of brain-to-brain interface
Florida nurse accused after cats and dog poisoned
Is this Leonardo's painting of a younger Mona Lisa?
Jimmy Levy, of "Boycott Target" infamy, is back with some more shitty MAGA "music" for your listening (dis)pleasure
Watch supergroup boygenius perform "Cool About It" on newly-returned The Late Show With Stephen Colbert"
New AI Chatbot app finally answers the question "What would Jesus text?"
rock and roll
Eddie Van Halen's Lamborghini was the revving in 'Panama'
Esquire interviews a man who supersized his penis with $16,000 surgery
William Shatner gets existential about space ahead of new documentary
Nick Cave responds to AI-written song "in the style of Nick Cave"
After nearly 30 years, there's finally a new issue of Miracleman by Neil Gaiman
Q cultists react to Trump's 2024 announcement
Grant St. Clair
Forget drugs in candy — Halloween is a day of ritual sacrifice for the cult of the automobile
The Metamodernism of Hanzi Freinacht