booze Sacred Seltzer is a new booze made with blessed Holy Water Thom Dunn

toilets A toilet found in Jerusalem is older than Jesus Thom Dunn

poop "Ultimate Slip 'N Slide" pulled from Olympic lineup after explosive diarrhea outbreak Thom Dunn

holy shit Jeff Bezos accuses National Enquirer of attempting to blackmail him over sexts and photos Mark Frauenfelder

holy shit Drivers are successfully not dying in their Ford-made vehicle, thanks to this one simple trick Séamus Bellamy

trump Trump cranks up the crazy to 11 in this ABC interview. Highlights and full transcript. Xeni Jardin

backlash Arizona man talks 9-year-old out of Trump tattoo — only to give her a flag tattoo instead (video) Carla Sinclair

politics Jake Tapper shows MAGA Mike and slimey Mitch McConnell's duplicity Jason Weisberger

Weird Professional blockage busters battle monster fatberg in England Allan Rose Hill

neuroscience I have aphantasia: my mind's eye is permanently closed Gail Sherman

Guided by Voices interviewed on their 30-year-old EP that became a cult classic  Lee Keeler

art Is this Leonardo's painting of a younger Mona Lisa? David Pescovitz

politics Jimmy Levy, of "Boycott Target" infamy, is back with some more shitty MAGA "music" for your listening (dis)pleasure Jennifer Sandlin

phoebe bridgers Watch supergroup boygenius perform "Cool About It" on newly-returned The Late Show With Stephen Colbert" Jennifer Sandlin

ChatGPT New AI Chatbot app finally answers the question "What would Jesus text?" Thom Dunn

rock and roll Eddie Van Halen's Lamborghini was the revving in 'Panama' Rusty Blazenhoff

personal transformation Esquire interviews a man who supersized his penis with $16,000 surgery Mark Frauenfelder

climate change William Shatner gets existential about space ahead of new documentary Thom Dunn