Gentleman Woman harasses package delivery person Jason Weisberger

Classic Non-pology Watch as an adult baby reacts to being told "no" (video) Jason Weisberger

pottery How did this gentleman get stuck in a clay pot? (video) Mark Frauenfelder

police Gentleman steals car without noticing person napping in the back David Pescovitz

Funny Burglar left behind notebook with list of homes to burglarize. He got busted. Xeni Jardin

crime Technology company co-founder reports car stolen to avoid mechanic's bill Jason Weisberger

Weird 'I'm the Orlando Easter Bunny, Google it' — Florida man arrested after hit-and-run Xeni Jardin

Weird Thief stuffed 30 bags of frozen shrimp in his pants, say police Xeni Jardin

picks Shirtless gentleman arrested for shooting corncobs at neighbor's home with potato gun Xeni Jardin

Famous Monsters magazine's disturbing fly portrait could be yours Ellsworth Toohey

Rather than fly on a DHS flight, Kristi Noem claims a man attempted to eat himself Jason Weisberger

Science Plants can hear their pollinators and bribe them with sugar — new research Ellsworth Toohey

bad ideas Michigan man calls in bomb threat to delay his flight to LA (the plan backfires) Carla Sinclair

travel 4 passengers share how they got permanently banned from major airlines Mark Frauenfelder

miserable billionaires Fox News: Donald Trump "is furious" with Elon Musk (video) Carla Sinclair

idiot Mike Lindell blames it all on Satan Jason Weisberger

Funny Late cruise ship passenger wins Darwin Award nomination Popkin

sexual assault Foot Locker security guard goes berserk — gropes multiple customers, says lawsuit Carla Sinclair

oops Georgia jail panics for 12 hours over missing killer — only to realize cops left him at courthouse Carla Sinclair

adorable animals Armadillo chows down on a "termite mound" birthday cake Jennifer Sandlin