Environment Eco-warrior chefs flee Sweden, leave 158 barrels of sh*t as parting gift Ellsworth Toohey

video Newborn gosling leaps from an I-5 offramp into the Willamette River Popkin

books John Shirley's guide to wrecking your career in science fiction John Shirley

politics Bondi says all Epstein files are released. Lawmakers say she's lying. Ellsworth Toohey

politics Slovak Prime Minister allegedly told EU leaders Trump is "dangerous" Ellsworth Toohey

politics Stephen Miller says "nobody" would stop U.S. from seizing Greenland Ellsworth Toohey

News "That's enough now… no more fantasies": Greenland's prime minister responds to Trump Ellsworth Toohey

politics Greenland base commander fired for insufficient bootlicking Ellsworth Toohey

politics Denmark Prime Minister surprised to learn Trump really does want Greenland in "horrendous" phone call Rob Beschizza

Worse Things Happen At Sea Community attempts to use sand to stop the ocean and fails Jason Weisberger

thrift stores "Charley Varrick"— like a Steve McQueen movie but with a grumpy high school principal starring in his own fantasy Lee Keeler

new orleans Spice up your Waze with the "Chalmette HeyBrah" voice pack Jennifer Sandlin

trees City of Portland planted trees in downtrodden neighborhood and then didn't bother to water them David Pescovitz

DRONES Man stranded in snow sends his drone to call for help David Pescovitz

Games Dead Rising 5 prototype footage leaks Grant St. Clair

music Mary Wilson, co-founder of the Supremes, RIP David Pescovitz

ted wheeler Portland mayor Ted Wheeler pepper sprays maskless man who "accosted" him Carla Sinclair

COVID-19 Denmark is killing all its minks over COVID concerns Mark Frauenfelder

politics Trump: 'Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA' Xeni Jardin

Business Dow drops 1,000 over Coronavirus Xeni Jardin