crime Gamon Jay Leacock, 49, accused of sexually assaulting two women, says he would like to not be all over the news Rob Beschizza
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Science Garden gnome dispatched to poles, equator, elsewhere, to measure gravitational variation Cory Doctorow
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stunts that backfire Ronald McDonald Trump blasted with 1-star reviews, forcing Yelp to shut down McDonald's comments Carla Sinclair
mistakes Hasbro killed its own awesome auto-extending Star Wars light saber toy, but you can get it off-brand Rob Beschizza