poop DUMPkin Spice Wet Wipes will make your butt smell like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, if that's a thing you want Thom Dunn
comedy An ode to that "Decorative Gourd, Season Motherfucker" post that goes around every fall Thom Dunn
Tom The Dancing Bug Tom the Dancing Bug: Q-Nuts welcome the arrival of the Great Pumpkin Ruben Bolling
candy Distraught customers sue Hershey for $5 million — "very disappointed" that candies didn't have a "cute face" Mark Frauenfelder