decapitated pool float The decapitated swan pool float is a summer must-have for total weirdos Rusty Blazenhoff

Pool floats Behold, the pink coffin pool float Rusty Blazenhoff

jacuzzi A bear got into a backyard hot tub and drank a guy's margarita Rusty Blazenhoff

Nestea Plunge Remember taking the "Nestea Plunge" when it was hot? Rusty Blazenhoff

CYBORG Cyber Spin New theme park ride induces vomiting by independently spinning on three different axes Rusty Blazenhoff

Frozen Treats There's going to be scratch-and-sniff postage stamps this summer Rusty Blazenhoff

Are you sure you want to buy this rubbish? Ridiculous Inflatable Swan-Thing Rusty Blazenhoff

ice pop Vegemite ice pops Rusty Blazenhoff

Vornado Need a new fan this summer? Try a Vornado Caroline Siede