Real things you can actually buy The decapitated swan pool float is a summer must-have for total weirdos Rusty Blazenhoff

summer Behold, the pink coffin pool float Rusty Blazenhoff

bear A bear got into a backyard hot tub and drank a guy's margarita Rusty Blazenhoff

ads Remember taking the "Nestea Plunge" when it was hot? Rusty Blazenhoff

new jersey New theme park ride induces vomiting by independently spinning on three different axes Rusty Blazenhoff

ice cream There's going to be scratch-and-sniff postage stamps this summer Rusty Blazenhoff

art Ridiculous Inflatable Swan-Thing Rusty Blazenhoff

australia Vegemite ice pops Rusty Blazenhoff

summertime Need a new fan this summer? Try a Vornado Caroline Siede

Churros Churro-flavored Kit Kat drops on International Churro Day, June 6 Jennifer Sandlin

Boing Boing Gadgets This $60 laser hair remover is the perfect way to zap away the fuzz in time for summer Boing Boing's Shop

The Woman from Ipanema Astrud Gilberto vs. the patriarchy of Bossa Nova Elías Villoro

books Rolling Warrior: a polio survivor's memoir of fighting for disability rights Elías Villoro

architecture Can windows filled with water help you heat and cool your home? Thom Dunn

Boing Boing Gadgets Tell those bug bites to buzz off with this Bite Helper Itch Neutralizer Boing Boing's Shop

Boing Boing Gadgets Spend an intimate night with Maroon 5 to close out the summer Boing Boing's Shop

Boing Boing Gadgets Say bye to your bike: You'll want to take this hoverboard everywhere Boing Boing's Shop

music Video: brawl breaks out in VIP section at Eagles concert during "Take It Easy" David Pescovitz

Boing Boing Gadgets Keep your home cool as a cucumber this summer with this portable AC unit Boing Boing's Shop