Unsurprising news Leader of major Texas Anti-Abortion group arrested for soliciting a minor Mark Frauenfelder

satan Satanic Temple opens abortion clinic named after anti-choice Supreme Court Justice Alito David Pescovitz

san francisco Rather than do it right, San Francisco's Millennium Tower elects to do it fast Jason Weisberger

cuisine Texas Twinkies now available online Elías Villoro

ESP Is Precognition Real? Mitch Horowitz

music Dinosaur Jr's J Mascis has started a jigsaw puzzle company David Pescovitz

DIY surgeries Man gives himself a nose job after watching a DIY YouTube video. Naturally, he ends up in the ER Carla Sinclair

animals Watch: Annoyed orangutan at zoo grabs gentleman who jumped the guardrail, all for the 'gram David Pescovitz

tabloids Hollywood's "most hated woman" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

people Wichita Police nab "Poopetrator" who defecated in the wig aisle Jason Weisberger

bad people Unsurprisingly former employees disparage Colorado congressperson Lauren Boebert, expose lousy business practices Jason Weisberger

Culture Deletionpedia is where deleted wikipedia articles may live forever Rob Beschizza

tabloids Will Smith's slap and Angelina Jolie's feet in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Weird Al Weird Al announces new pinball machine Thom Dunn

security Gentleman robs company that specializes in security cameras David Pescovitz

That frozen food heir from FOX News looks particularly terrible in this clip Jason Weisberger

marjorie taylor greene Marjorie Taylor Greene tears into Lindsey Graham after he slightly criticizes the King Carla Sinclair

free speech Satanic Temple rents space at Ohio public school for "After-School Satan Club," unsurprisingly angers some parents David Pescovitz

Unsurprisingly an Anti-Vaxxer who got sick at a Texas conspiracy theorist convention died of COVID-19 and not anthrax Jason Weisberger

COVID-19 Man buys PCR device to test guests for COVID-19 before his New Year's Eve party David Pescovitz