JD Vance Trump's magical grocery price-fixing powers somehow failed to materialize Ellsworth Toohey

Not giving a hoot Black mold, flies and roaches, rancid smells: No wonder Boar's Head caused a listeria outbreak! Carla Sinclair

cheese The USDA has 1.5 billion pounds of cheese stashed in caves in Missouri Natalie Dressed

lawsuit "Groundless lifetime ban" prevents grocer with a drug-dealing conviction from serving neighbors who rely on food stamps Mark Frauenfelder

Science Sam Clovis, Trump's pick for USDA chief scientist, called progressives 'race traders' and 'race traitors' online Xeni Jardin

transparency What America loses when the USDA nukes its taxpayer-funded records of animal cruelty Cory Doctorow

Business There's no pumpkin in "100% canned pumpkin" Cory Doctorow

Trump targets Maine's funding over clash with governor on transgender athletes Jason Weisberger

Musk mocks the suffering of people he has fired Jason Weisberger

Delightful Creatures LAX Customs officers intercept 37 giant, live beetles disguised as snacks Jason Weisberger

raccoons Yum! Black soldier fly larvae never looked so good! Jennifer Sandlin

deli slime for sale Boar's Head insects, grime, and "unidentified slime" found in more than one plant, say inspectors Carla Sinclair

yuck "Maneater" screwworm that lays eggs in nostrils and open wounds headed towards Texas Carla Sinclair

public health As avian flu spreads, backyard chicken groups share conspiracy theories Jennifer Sandlin

politics Alt National Park Service has a message for DOGE leaders Jennifer Sandlin

monkeys Runaway monkeys lured back with Froot Loops and PBJs Thom Dunn

Grate news! Police catch man who stole $400k worth of cheddar cheese Allan Rose Hill

law Vermont man charged with drunk driving in Canada thought he was in U.S. Rob Beschizza

River otter attacks child on dock and pulls them underwater Allan Rose Hill

Food Googly eyes can help sell "ugly" produce Gail Sherman