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identity theft Attempted murder by cheesecake for the purpose of identity theft Jason Weisberger

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politics You can finally read the Trump campaign's dossier on J.D. Vance. Boy does J.D. Vance hate Trump. Rob Beschizza

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crime Suspect who killed 5 people in Texas mass shooting has "vanished" with "zero leads" Rob Beschizza

auctions Someone just paid $200,000 for Steve Jobs's rotting Birkenstocks David Pescovitz

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the mountain goats "Wage Wars, Get Rich, Die Handsome," is the newest banger from the Mountain Goats Thom Dunn

What your favorite sad dad band says about you Jennifer Sandlin

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