ice cream Indulge your inner child with Little Debbie snack cake-scented candles and snack cake-flavored ice cream Jennifer Sandlin
france French supermarket chain Carrefour puts "shrinkflation" warnings on price-gouging brands Rob Beschizza
drm HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza
crime Video shows L.A. County deputy attacking woman who filmed her husband's arrest: "stop or get punched in the face" Rob Beschizza
death Proud trailer park lot owner and "gluttonous eater of fried foods and snack cakes" memorialized with wonderful obituary David Pescovitz
kitchen tools The Chopula super flexible chopping sit-up spatula: a marvelous companion for culinary adventures. Boing Boing
Republicans Conservative conference declares women to be the root of all evil, demands they give up hope (and their bodies) Jason Weisberger
tabloids Biden health crisis and Britain's clown prince in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
*✴★🎀𝓔𝓧𝓒𝓛𝓤𝓢𝓘𝓥𝓔🎀★✴* Check out British baker Kim-Joy's new graphic novel about cooking and anxiety Thom Dunn
spacex The giant SpaceX rocket that exploded caused "catastrophic" damage and "environmental fallout" on the ground Rob Beschizza
animals Restaurants for dogs are the absurd new thing, offering steaks, pork broth "beer," and pupsicles David Pescovitz
criminals Two men used toothbrush to tunnel out of prison only to be caught at a nearby IHOP the next morning David Pescovitz
tabloids Ron DeSantis tortured POWs, and Hollywood's worst celebrity neighbors, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
tomthedancingbug Super-Fun-Pak Comix, feat. Boltzmann Cheesecake Factory, Trolley Problem, and MORE! Ruben Bolling
