kansas Watch video of cops illegally raiding a 98-year-old woman's house. She died the next day. Mark Frauenfelder

politics Greenland base commander fired for insufficient bootlicking Ellsworth Toohey

sports Homeowners Association issues cease-and-desist over children playing sports in grassy field Allan Rose Hill

Tom The Dancing Bug Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix, feat. Lester the Jester, Man Puzzles, and MORE! Ruben Bolling

shoplifting Failing dollar stores blame shoplifters. No-one's buying it anymore. Rob Beschizza

Soviet Union's first electric car, Avtotor Amber, set to revolutionize the roads Mark Frauenfelder

politics Fanatical MAGA pastor asks God to get rid of politicians who don't listen to Him (video) Mark Frauenfelder

law Police chief who raided smalltown newspaper is suspended Rob Beschizza

authoritarianism After police raid Kansas newspaper, its co-owner "collapsed and died" Carla Sinclair

mistakes Cops raided a smalltown newspaper so no-one would ever find out about police chief Gideon Cody's alleged sexual misconduct or Kari Newell's DUI conviction Rob Beschizza

History Public pools are disappearing Rob Beschizza

comedy "Freedom Franks" are red, white, and blue hot dogs, flavored with vanilla, fruit punch, and blue razzberry Jennifer Sandlin

politics Human Rights Campaign declares a state of emergency for LGBTQ+ Americans Elías Villoro

movies Hunger Games prequel trailer debuts Grant St. Clair

michael jackson Watch Michael Jackson's drummer Jonathan Moffett play "Billie Jean" Jennifer Sandlin

Memory Lane Take a ride down memory lane in the Pontiac Fiero Andrew Yi

art Mondrian painting hung upside-down for 75 years, mocking everyone who ever stood in front of it stroking their smug pretentious chins Rob Beschizza

Science Buzzkill: Fauci and others no longer discuss herd immunity. "It's off the table" says one expert Carla Sinclair

News Trump pardons Steve Bannon, Elliot Broidy, Lil Wayne, others — 73 pardons, 70 commutations Xeni Jardin

Weird Americans are coronavirus panic-buying spiral hams and oatmilk Xeni Jardin