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fashion These ratty designer tees cost nearly $100 a pop Rusty Blazenhoff

late stage capitalism Couture high-heeled Crocs exist Rusty Blazenhoff

Real things you can actually buy Team Coco's LAN Party candle smells like B.O. and ramen Rusty Blazenhoff

Explanation denied What booking the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot probably sounded like Rusty Blazenhoff

Explanation denied Ruined: 'Eye of the Tiger' but in '50s doo-wop style Rusty Blazenhoff

COVID-19 Target offers "waist-up styles" for video conferencing Rusty Blazenhoff

thanksgiving Candy corn in Thanksgiving flavors now exists Rusty Blazenhoff

toys Yellies toy spiders: "The louder you yell, the faster they move" Rusty Blazenhoff

uk UK grocer offers strange new tea flavors: Brussels Sprouts and Pigs in Blankets Rusty Blazenhoff

Real things that actually exist KFC introduces a firelog that smells like greasy fried chicken Rusty Blazenhoff

WTF Behold, the digging dog butt tissue holder! Rusty Blazenhoff

marketing Jimmy Dean offers sausage-scented wrapping paper Rusty Blazenhoff

WTF The latest sign of the Apocalypse: Sour Patch Kids, the cereal Rusty Blazenhoff

Boing Boing Gadgets Possibly NSFW: A gadget that injects bananas with syrup Rusty Blazenhoff

scotland Nope: Mayonnaise ice cream Rusty Blazenhoff

late stage capitalism These cloven toe pumps will make you look twice Rusty Blazenhoff

shoes High-heeled Crocs exist Rusty Blazenhoff

advertising There's jockstrap huffing in this TV commercial for Gain Rusty Blazenhoff

fashion High fashion brand is attaching shirts to shirts and selling the inane creations Rusty Blazenhoff