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LAN party Team Coco's LAN Party candle smells like B.O. and ramen Rusty Blazenhoff
real things that actually happened What booking the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot probably sounded like Rusty Blazenhoff
Eye of the Tiger Ruined: 'Eye of the Tiger' but in '50s doo-wop style Rusty Blazenhoff
target Target offers "waist-up styles" for video conferencing Rusty Blazenhoff
meat candy corn Candy corn in Thanksgiving flavors now exists Rusty Blazenhoff
Spooders Yellies toy spiders: "The louder you yell, the faster they move" Rusty Blazenhoff
Pigs in blankets UK grocer offers strange new tea flavors: Brussels Sprouts and Pigs in Blankets Rusty Blazenhoff
Firelog KFC introduces a firelog that smells like greasy fried chicken Rusty Blazenhoff
Dog butt Behold, the digging dog butt tissue holder! Rusty Blazenhoff
Jimmy Dean Jimmy Dean offers sausage-scented wrapping paper Rusty Blazenhoff
my teeth hurt The latest sign of the Apocalypse: Sour Patch Kids, the cereal Rusty Blazenhoff
Core Fill Enjoy Possibly NSFW: A gadget that injects bananas with syrup Rusty Blazenhoff
Devil's condiment Nope: Mayonnaise ice cream Rusty Blazenhoff
camel toe These cloven toe pumps will make you look twice Rusty Blazenhoff
what a crock High-heeled Crocs exist Rusty Blazenhoff
Gain There's jockstrap huffing in this TV commercial for Gain Rusty Blazenhoff
double shirt High fashion brand is attaching shirts to shirts and selling the inane creations Rusty Blazenhoff
Platform shoes Couture platform Crocs Rusty Blazenhoff
Easter beer A Texas brewery made a purple, glittery ale with Peeps Rusty Blazenhoff
I do not recall Sorry not sorry: Try the 'Celebrity Perv Apology Generator' Rusty Blazenhoff