a whale of a fail, me lads Phase three is profit: Yaccarino on the brilliance of Musk's rebrand Jason Weisberger

Fail Whale Is Twitter preparing for bankruptcy? Jason Weisberger

video games Webfishing is the fishing with friends game I didn't know I needed Gail Sherman

Science Scientists win award for discovering mammals can breath through our anuses Allan Rose Hill

racism Drug-using Musk relies on casual racism in Lemon interview Jason Weisberger

crowdfunding Star Citizen introduces a $48,000 microtransaction bundle Grant St. Clair

News Bibi plays host to Elon Musk's "I am not an antisemite" rehabilitation tour Jason Weisberger

Slap Fight Blue Bird of Cowardliness: Zuck implies Musk is chicken Jason Weisberger

Take me to the river, dip me in the water The Mandalorian's season 3 premiere was a recap Jason Weisberger

oceans Large amount of discarded plastic found in stomach of beached whale Elías Villoro

dolphins Dolphins have an impressively high tolerance for hot sauce Thom Dunn

twitter "The Trouble with Twitter," a cartoon from 2009 David Pescovitz

tabloids Clinton murder conspiracy and Wuhan bats out of hell in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Business T-Mobile hit with cell phone outage, voice and text down for thousands of users throughout U.S. Xeni Jardin

Cryptozoology Create your own cryptozoological beasts with this web app Rusty Blazenhoff

decentralization Facebook Domination vs. Self-Determination Sean O'Brien

happy mutants Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (Now with Extra Monsters): At Least One Monster Per Paragraph! This Is Our Guarantee! Marc Laidlaw

Nature Are solar storms causing whales to beach themselves? Andrea James

movies Arrival's Denis Villeneuve to direct Dune remake Rob Beschizza