ted cruz Texas will hand out free DNA kits so you can ID your child after the next school massacre Carla Sinclair
transgender Chuck Tingle, author "Pounded in the Butt By My Own Butt", buys Texas governor's website to prove love is real Thom Dunn
politics Texas's felony-indicted Attorney General requested a list of all transgender Texans, didn't get it Rob Beschizza
ron desantis Obama describes DeSantis' deplorable migrant stunt in the most captivating way Carla Sinclair
Gov. Greg Abbott Ad against Gov. Abbott's strict abortion law in TX is creepier than any Twilight Zone — because it's real (video) Carla Sinclair
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immigration Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis proud that he sent two planes of migrants to Martha's Vineyard David Pescovitz
migrants Sen. Marsha Blackburn is none too happy with Gov. Greg Abbott's "free bus rides" for migrants Carla Sinclair
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