COVID-19 Mr. T pities the fool who doesn't get their COVID-19 and flu vaccinations, or who doesn't wear Skechers Jennifer Sandlin

wisdom Mr. T says no to 'yo mama' jokes in 'Treat Your Mother Right' Rusty Blazenhoff

mr. t Mr. T discusses his name Jason Weisberger

cars Iconic A-Team van gets a modern update by the Sketch Monkey Jason Weisberger

books There is only one man with the gold, and that man is Mr. T Jason Weisberger

politics MAGA supporter shocked when ICE locks up his wife Ellsworth Toohey

sudden dementia syndrome Spooked: Trump disowns his "take over the Gaza Strip" remarks after his golf resort was vandalized (video) Carla Sinclair

Fright flight Man sees demon and freaks out on American Airlines flight — screams, throws punches, and eats rosary beads Carla Sinclair

animation Runner makes cool animated art on the Strava app Jennifer Sandlin

politics Elon's tweet suggests he broke Air Traffic Control Jason Weisberger

rare conditions Woman keeps losing contact lenses, but doctors find 5 of them — behind her eyeball Carla Sinclair

politics With the United States safely in Russian hands, Moscow Mitch to retire Jason Weisberger

better late than never Mike Pence lashes out — schools Trump on who started the Ukraine-Russia war Carla Sinclair

Delightful Creatures Opossum "cake bandit" recovering after eating whole cake Rob Beschizza

elon musk Musk takes break from ruining America to mock blind person Ellsworth Toohey

politics Trump quotes Napoleon to excuse his and his supporters' crimes Grant St. Clair

absurdity "Who the hell voted for 'Big Balls?!'" In other words, why does a DOGE teenager get to gut federal agencies, asks strategist Carla Sinclair

Weird Mr Beast rents out Giza's pyramids in possibly the most conspicuous consumption of all time Grant St. Clair

While government officials spent 5 years planning, beavers built their dam for free in 48 hours Ellsworth Toohey

tariffs USPS resumes accepting packages from China and Hong Kong, until further notice [updated] Carla Sinclair