Bigoted Vice President JD Vance steps into the shoes of a slain bargain-bin culture warrior while resurrecting good ol' blood libel. Re-writing world history in the style of a Fox… Read the rest of the article: Temu Charlie Kirk tries a new spin on the old blood libel
Las Vegas Police say a local funeral home was quietly stacking nearly 300 piles of human remains behind the building, turning the desert into something between a crime scene and… Read the rest of the article: What happens in Vegas doesn't get buried
The United States has not tested a nuclear weapon in thirty-three years. The Orange Menace has decided to restart a program deemed unnecessary and far too damaging to the environment… Read the rest of the article: Trump's nuclear testing to provide little strategic benefit just long-lasting environmental damage
In an internet full of influencers pretending to care about small businesses, Natasha Zhatko actually means it, though it probably helps that she's flying on 80 milligrams of edibles. As… Read the rest of the article: High, hungry, and wholesome: this stoned mom reviews local restaurants
Weirdo Vice President JD Vance once again came out on the side of bigotry and racism with a statement that it is somehow fine to be made uncomfortable by people… Read the rest of the article: How does JD Vance reconcile his bigotry with his wife, in-laws and kids?
It was only a matter of time before the donor list for Trump's $300 million White House ballroom started to look like a seating chart for the world's creepiest dinner… Read the rest of the article: Senators to scrutinize the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom
You could not write a dumber apocalypse if you tried. Lab monkeys have escaped a research facility in Mississippi, initially reported as carrying infectious diseases. At the same time, the… Read the rest of the article: America 2025: Lab monkeys on the loose, anti-vaxxer in charge of HHS
Halloween came early for one Chicago neighborhood when federal agents decided the only thing scarier than ghosts was government. ICE and Border Patrol units reportedly stormed Old Irving Park just… Read the rest of the article: Federal agents gas Chicago kids on their way to Halloween parade
Forty rescuers, dogs, e-bikes, and a drone scoured Marin County's forests this weekend to save a man who didn't actually need saving. The camper had wandered away from the Olema… Read the rest of the article: Marin County unleashes search party for drunk guy napping in field
Waymo co-CEO Tekedra Mawakana says we should all just relax when the first robotaxi kills someone. It will be fine, they promise, because math will make it moral. The future… Read the rest of the article: When Waymo kills someone, it'll be ok
Convicted felon Donald Trump is turning immigration enforcement into performance art for authoritarians. The last officials inside ICE who believed in restraint are being replaced with Border Patrol hardliners whose… Read the rest of the article: Trump 2.0 turns immigration enforcement into a traveling terror show
Admitting that the United States Constitution strictly prohibits Donald Trump from serving a third term as President, MAGA Mike Johnson has said something that suggests he isn't always 100% subservient… Read the rest of the article: MAGA Mike risks Trump's displeasure
Public service is getting a new definition at the Department of Health and Human Services. Employees are being told that loyalty to Donald Trump is now a critical element in… Read the rest of the article: HHS rolls out new performance metric: loyalty to Dear Leader
President Trump is sending massive quotas and tens of billions in aid to Argentina while telling you he's protecting American ranchers. The result? Cattle producers feel betrayed, grocery prices stay… Read the rest of the article: Trump's beef deal: Argentina gets the steak, US ranchers get boned
Jack Smith has called the Trump administration's bluff. After months of Republicans screaming for transparency, the former special counsel who prosecuted Donald Trump has volunteered to appear in public before… Read the rest of the article: Jack Smith asks Congress for a microphone and a chair
The Trump administration has left the national parks open, even though most of the workers aren't there. More than 450 former park employees sent a letter saying running the parks… Read the rest of the article: Trump says NPS staff aren't needed. Fires and trash say otherwise
Using Ronald Reagan's words, the Canadian government sent Trump into fits. The audio is real, Trump is lying. The "very stable genius" has discovered the one thing he can't spin… Read the rest of the article: Trump hates this Canadian ad so much
There I Ruined It mashed up two greats that should be the theme song for 2025, "Cluck the Police." While there is nothing funny about TACO Trump's Gestapo abducting our… Read the rest of the article: Anthem for the age: Cluck the Police
The Mouth of Moron, Karoline Leavitt, proudly let the American people know the top priority of their President is his illegal pay-to-play Discotheque of Disillusionment. It is more and more… Read the rest of the article: Rest assured, Trump's top priority is The Great Ballroom of People Who Can Afford the Cover Charge
A bigot vandalised a Pride flag after complaining to a Starbucks manager that it hurt his fee-fees. After the worker explained that it "was their policies" to display the Pride… Read the rest of the article: Jail time for offended bigot who attacked a Starbucks Pride flag
