You're kicker on the football team and you just kicked a 30 yard field goal. Republicans: "Nope. That counted before, but now we need you to kick a 40-yarder. Yeah,… Read the rest of the article: Supercut of Republicans changing what needs to happen for presidential election win
Want a nice constricting plastic apparatus on your nether regions giving you electric shocks? Well, this male chastity bird cage device might be what you or your loved ones are… Read the rest of the article: Electric shock male chastity device for you
Donald J. Trump considers himself a Christian, though he does not go to church regularly, read the Bible (or read anything, really), follow the teachings of Christ or display any… Read the rest of the article: With Trump's executive order Christmas Eve will be a federal holiday this year
Under great pressure to safely shoot "Mission: Impossible 7" during Covid, movie star Tom Cruise went off on the crew. While in England Mr. Top Gun unloaded on members of… Read the rest of the article: Tom Cruise flips his lid on set over broken Covid protocols
The Nevada Highway Patrol in the Las Vegas area has a fleet of Police Interceptor Utility vehicles that are hard for drunks and non-drunks alike to identify as law enforcement.… Read the rest of the article: Beware Sin City drunk drivers, "ghosted out" police Ford Explorers are coming for you
In a brazen attack by desperate New York City rats a Washington Heights Chipotle Mexican restaurant became their best target, eventually forcing this popular food chain to shut down indefinitely.… Read the rest of the article: Rats raid a Chipotle, bite workers
There are companies out there trying to make a buck by selling antibacterial and antiviral elevator button or door handle covers. Victory! Germophobes rise up. Unfortunately these will do little… Read the rest of the article: "Self-cleaning" elevator buttons?
President Donald J. Trump hosted Olympic gold medal winner and legendary wrestling coach Dan Gable and his family at the White House to award Gable the highest honor a civilian… Read the rest of the article: Trump slinks away, leaves Medal of Freedom recipient awkwardly hanging
China's space program took significant leaps for mankind Thursday as it's lunar lander, a component of the space vehicle the Chang'e 5, gathered rocks and left the moon to return… Read the rest of the article: Chinese flag pictured on the moon
Sure you could do things like a normal person, but why? Putting padding and trampolines throughout your apartment and doing flips enjoying the parkour life is way better. Please do… Read the rest of the article: Everyday tasks with parkour
In a statement that hearkens back to the age old case of my dad v. your dad the U.K.'s Secretary of State for Education, Gavin Williamson, bragged that the British… Read the rest of the article: U.K. trash talk aimed at Dr. Anthony Fauci
While the chaos that is the monolith mysteries in Utah, California and Romania rages on, a giant dick enigma presents itself in Germany. Atop the Gruenten mountain in southern Germany… Read the rest of the article: Mysterious genitalia sculpture swapped in Bavarian mountains for bigger phallus
Chicago city officials broke up a party of 300 ne'er-do-wells at a Wicker Park establishment this past weekend, where there was no social distancing and scarce mask-wearing. The same personal… Read the rest of the article: Americans party like there's no pandemic
Much like a person getting a physical, Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa gets a regular inspection each year. The 517 year-old is taken out of her temperature-regulated casing for experts… Read the rest of the article: Win a chance to hang with Mona Lisa
Todd McShay did his normal sideline reporting before the start of the Northweastern-Wisconsin college football game last Saturday, but didn't look quite right. His regularly fluid, concise delivery was choppy… Read the rest of the article: Reporter sidelined after on-air illness
Watch this baby do several double-takes between her dad and her uncle, who are identical twins. Playing family mind games with an infant is an important holiday tradition. Thank you,… Read the rest of the article: Baby confused by dad's identical twin brother
A rising star on the Canadian gymnastic Olympic team, Taylor Lindsay-Noel, suffered a horrifying training accident that paralyzed her from the neck down in 2008. She was 14 at the… Read the rest of the article: Quadriplegic gymnast fights for others with tea
Unbelievably, we have settled into the insane ways Donald J. Trump conducts his presidential business with routine stunts such as: shouting over Marine One to answer questions from the media,… Read the rest of the article: The Trump 63-second press briefing
Ken Jennings, the best Jeopardy! contestant in the history of the show, will be the interim Jeopardy! host when taping resumes November 30. Various other hosts will follow Jennings to… Read the rest of the article: Temporary Jeopardy! host named to replace Alex Trebek
In the latest episode from The Mandalorian's second season, "The Siege", an anachronism was spotted by viewers. Some guy, presumably working on the movie, was visible in the background of… Read the rest of the article: T-shirt and jeans is not the Mandalorian way
