monkeys Baby spider monkey in a onesie discovered in a Rolls Royce during a DUI stop Thom Dunn

adorable animals Sloth ASMR: Listen to this gorgeous two-toed sloth crunching his way through a pile of sugar snap peas Jennifer Sandlin

Science Male proboscis monkeys show off their "large fleshy noses" Jennifer Sandlin

Science Geneticist claims humans evolved from pig-chimp mating Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Scientology doomed, Royal family doomed, and Island of the Damned in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

homophobia House Speaker Mike Johnson on board of group claiming monkeypox is gay punishment Mark Frauenfelder

Monkey Business Small hole, big surprise: DNA test reveals resourceful gibbon as unexpected daddy Mark Frauenfelder

Planet of the Apes has begun, monkeys attack, and Japanese city sends in a "special unit" Jason Weisberger

animals Monkey wanted by police for rash of recent attacks David Pescovitz

tabloids Monkeypox is a Chinese bioweapon in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Cute Animals Baby monkey and the duckling gang Jason Weisberger

interspecies friendships Baby monkey plays with ducklings Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Sex monsters , #MeToo and Frankenstein horrors in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

white supremacists The legal battle over those novelty Sea Monkeys and X-Ray Specs involves white supremacy and a 60s bondage film star Thom Dunn

Delightful Creatures Baby colobus monkey is adorable Xeni Jardin

Delightful Creatures Troop of monkeys think an animatronic spy monkey is a dead baby and become sad Mark Frauenfelder

fake news UFOs invade Arctic, John the Baptist's sandals, and worms from hell, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

olympics Serial streaker crashed Olympic ice in a pink tutu and a monkey-faced codpiece Rusty Blazenhoff

chatroulette Chatroulette survives as a masturbatory ghost town Séamus Bellamy