first against the wall Marjorie Taylor Greene identifies exactly which assault rifle she wants elementary students to carry Jason Weisberger

Pope issues diplomatic version of "Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?" Jason Weisberger

Technology A hobbyist mounted a cesium atomic clock on his Raspberry Pi Ellsworth Toohey

Technology A computer scientist beat textbook binary search by more than 2x Ellsworth Toohey

obey Command Performance: US troops reportedly forced to watch "Melania" Jason Weisberger

russia A terrifying weapon is being used to save lives in Ukraine Séamus Bellamy

sports Baseball's most improbable spectator injury happened in 1957 Ellsworth Toohey

trump Canada's Carney tells world how to survive Trump's America Séamus Bellamy

art A teen Michelangelo's demon painting finally identified Ellsworth Toohey

brainworm As RFK Jr undermines vaccine safety, South Carolina's measles epidemic grows Jason Weisberger

law Sabzi: Cornwall deli trademarked the Hindi word for "vegetables" then threatened cookbook author Rob Beschizza

politics The White House now has an official enemies list for journalists, complete with a searchable database Ellsworth Toohey

MAWA Trump Labor Dept promotes Aryan workforce in creepy Nazi-style ad campaign Carla Sinclair

politics "Taxation without representation": House delays swearing-in of Grijalva to block a vote Jason Weisberger

cute Watch cats hilariously react to thick water for the first time Popkin

donald trump PM Carney says Canada refuses to be dictated by American social media posts Séamus Bellamy

WSJ quietly changes headline after jumping to conclusions about Kirk shooter's ammunition markings Ellsworth Toohey

trump Apple's authoritarian-pleasing antics have alienated me Séamus Bellamy

mad kings Trump wants "severe consequences" for Obama, whether it's "right or wrong" (video) Carla Sinclair

Funny Maybe the doves from "Stupid Dove Nests" have simply perfected the art of slacking Jennifer Sandlin