first against the wall Marjorie Taylor Greene identifies exactly which assault rifle she wants elementary students to carry Jason Weisberger

the maga split Tucker Carlson humiliates Ted Cruz, reducing the Senator to squirming mess (video) Carla Sinclair

politics Trump wants to destroy Democratic fundraising, orders Bondi to investigate ActBlue Ellsworth Toohey

fascism DOJ's menacing letter to med journals "a chill down the spine of scientists" Jennifer Sandlin

canada Worried academics run for the Canadian border Séamus Bellamy

politics Minnesota GOP senator caught being super gross with fake teen, just hours after trying to classify Trump critics as mentally ill Ellsworth Toohey

north korea Kim Jong-un can't find enough sketchy money launderers to handle his $5 billion crypto crime spree Ellsworth Toohey

rancid signs If your coconut cream smells like soap, here's why (toss it!) Carla Sinclair

what makes America great Putin-puppet Musk calls Sen. Mark Kelly "traitor" for standing with allies — gets schooled in return Carla Sinclair

fascist regimes Trump and Musk call for reporters to "be fired immediately!!!" Carla Sinclair

science fiction Dyson Trees could make a home for humans—and other things Rob Beschizza

elon musk Cards Against Humanity sues Elon Musk for $15 million Gail Sherman

bizarre competitions Wolfing down scalding hot biscuits and other weird contests from 1897 Mark Frauenfelder

Science Fish checks itself out in a mirror before picking a fight Gail Sherman

Instagram fool damages 6,000-year-old cave art for likes, faces wrath of Spanish authorities Ellsworth Toohey

politics Kamala picks Tim Walz for VP, and Trump struggles with spelling Jason Weisberger

News WSJ's 180-degree turn on Harris: From "best Democratic choice" to "not the change Democrats need" in just 14 days Ellsworth Toohey

art Impressive propaganda in an immersive Turkish panorama painting Natalie Dressed

History Whatever happened to Ambrose Bierce? Natalie Dressed

science fiction "Big Germs" — short fiction by Rudy Rucker Boing Boing