florida Florida Man arrested for shooting down Walmart delivery drones Thom Dunn

florida Florida man tries to have sex with Olaf from "Frozen" and a stuffed unicorn in a Target Thom Dunn

bots News plagiarism sites run real stories through thesaurus to avoid detection, to hilarious effect Rob Beschizza

music Poet's copyright lawsuit against Taylor Swift tossed again Rob Beschizza

Science Sperm swim faster in summer Rob Beschizza

crime Florida man arrested after "sexual performance" with vacuum cleaner Rob Beschizza

florida Florida woman who "defecated toward officers" to avoid arrest was arrested Rob Beschizza

fear "Quiet, Piggy": Trump revives his misogynist greatest hits on Air Force One Jason Weisberger

Delightful Creatures Dog shoots owner in back Rob Beschizza

Delightful Creatures From the tropics to Hollywood: these green sea turtles are surfing a post-industrial paradise Jason Weisberger

politics Documents reveal decades-long Trump-Epstein relationship despite denials Ellsworth Toohey

horseraces Kamala Harris is 'ahead in enough swing states to win,' says latest Times poll Carla Sinclair

cephalopods This squid swimming with her undulating egg sack is a sight to behold Jennifer Sandlin

fly the friendly skies Florida man gives sleeping passenger on United flight a bloody beating Carla Sinclair

china Two men arrested for impersonating freaky demon and scaring people Allan Rose Hill

hazardous occupations Amazon driver sees co-worker fighting off would-be carjacker and steps in to help (video) Carla Sinclair

Bisque Blue duikers are "cat-sized antelopes," and my new favorite animal Jennifer Sandlin

Ohio man beaten up in Florida resort Rob Beschizza

Gentlemen with guns Ohio man pulls gun on Burger King employee for offering discount (video) Carla Sinclair