florida Florida man tries to have sex with Olaf from "Frozen" and a stuffed unicorn in a Target Thom Dunn

bots News plagiarism sites run real stories through thesaurus to avoid detection, to hilarious effect Rob Beschizza

crime Burglars break into home, then call 911 to get help moving stuff out Carla Sinclair

Weird Florida man hits wife with Christmas tree after asking him to help with dinner Devin Nealy

medicine The booming world of leg-lengthening surgery Jennifer Sandlin

Florida's manatee population is in big trouble Jason Weisberger

climate change Florida sea turtles predominately born female due to climate change Andrew Yi

Space Florida man uses stolen truck while warning Space Force about a war between aliens and Chinese dragons Devin Nealy

law Florida cop charged with battery after choking fellow officer Rob Beschizza

racism Disneyland and Disneyworld are reimagining Splash Moutain to distance it from Song of the South Devin Nealy

law Pastor masturbated outside Florida Starbucks, say cops Rob Beschizza

lincoln project Watch: Ad that mocks Trump by comparing him to DeSantis more relevant today than when first aired Carla Sinclair

television Florida man caught on camera cutting satellite cables and knocking eight TV stations off the air David Pescovitz

biology A history of humanzees, born from female chimps impregnated with human sperm Mark Frauenfelder

music "Black Me Out" review — a powerful journey through punk rock and gender dysphoria Thom Dunn

karens Watch a Karen snap when she spots her neighbor walking her dog while Black Carla Sinclair

schools Florida: high school staffer edited 80 yearbook photos of girls to appear more "modest" David Pescovitz

tabloids Royal dramas and Bill Gates' divorce in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

florida Florida Man Outraged After Agreeing To Mutant Mosquito Infestation Thom Dunn

transgender youth Florida lawmakers demand teen genital inspections Mark Frauenfelder