police In 1933, police officers enforced a 3-second time limit on goodbye kisses on Bronxville train platform Thom Dunn
dear leader America the Bootlickable: Trump illegally defiles national park pass with his face Jason Weisberger
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Science There's a room-sized time capsule in Georgia that will be opened 6,098 years from now Ellsworth Toohey
dupe Truth Social "reports $31.6 mln net loss since launch"— and is suing 20 news sites who reported that it lost more Rob Beschizza
art Zippy the Pinhead creator Bill Griffith wins the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben Award Ruben Bolling
fix the police Re-hired police officer who enjoyed giving a feces sandwich to a homeless person got fired again Mark Frauenfelder
trump E. Jean Carroll fired from ELLE magazine after Trump rape allegation, readers call for #NoWayinElle boycott Xeni Jardin