christmas Twisted Sister un-ruins Mariah Carey's Christmas earworm Rusty Blazenhoff

mashups This Daft Punk-Mariah Carey mashup is the perfect Christmas song for the hell year of 2020 Thom Dunn

mistakes were made Woman asks for Mariah Carey on her birthday cake, gets Marie Curie instead Rusty Blazenhoff

tabloids King Charles to abdicate, and Jim Jordan's sex scandal, in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids A paranoid prince, proof of UFOs, and a panicked Trump in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids LBJ killed JFK in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids The Madness of King Charles and Obama's nepo baby in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

video games Super Mario Bros. theme added to Library of Congress Grant St. Clair

music Mariah Carey sued for copyright infringment over 1994's 'All I want for Christmas is You' Rob Beschizza

Spoken Word with Electronics Hear Mariah Carey and Alien Sex Fiend sing a Xmas Duet Ethan Persoff

music Listen to 60 songs from 1999 mixed into 3.5 minutes David Pescovitz

tabloids Insiders, sources and pals–the dubious origins of this week's tawdry tabloids Peter Sheridan

Joe Biden Joe and Jill Biden rockin' on New Years Eve with JLo, sadly no Mariah Kevin Reome

star trek Christmas lunacy from Jean-Luc Picard Miss Cellania

tabloids Princess Diana exhumed, satanism & Mariah Carey, and the White House's China gamble, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids The marriage from hell, Epstein's sex tapes, and overweight celebrities in this week's fact-challenged tabloids Peter Sheridan

mashup Mariah Christmas song mashups: Marilyn Manson, Radiohead, and Queen Rusty Blazenhoff

fake news Glenn Miller's death plane, Robert Durst's cannibal appetites, and exploding heads in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

fake news Prince Charles' four love children, the Clintons' corruption, and who needs Brad Pitt anyway, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

fake news How a killer fled the FBI with a condom and hair remover, in this week's tabloids Peter Sheridan