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politics Trump campaign worked with Musk and company to keep damaging info off Twitter Rob Beschizza

politics Federal judge OK's Biden's student loan forgiveness plan Rob Beschizza

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politics CBS "moderators" abdicate role as journalists Jason Weisberger

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politics JD Vance lies about lying Jason Weisberger

disasters CEO of Norfolk Southern fired over "consensual" relationship with subordinate Rob Beschizza

television Famed TV host Phil Donahue dead at 88 Rob Beschizza

politics Tormented Trump turns obsession with Kamala Harris into therapy session: "I'm very angry at her" (video) Carla Sinclair

Book with foreword by JD Vance delayed until people forget JD Vance Jason Weisberger

politics Kamala picks Tim Walz for VP, and Trump struggles with spelling Jason Weisberger

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politics Trump's VP pick widens the ideological gap Jason Weisberger

elections Kamala Harris can beat Trump easier than Biden (or anyone else) can, says new CNN poll Carla Sinclair

politics Lauren Boebert thrashes other Republicans in Colorado primary Rob Beschizza