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satire Recreational ejaculators face $1000 fine if new bill comes to pass Ellsworth Toohey

kamala harris MAGA Sheriff who targeted Harris supporters now accused of using prison labor for his campaign Ellsworth Toohey

politics Judge orders Trump's name removed from the Kennedy Center Rob Beschizza

politics Vivek Ramaswamy family bodyguard charged with trafficking fentanyl, meth and speed Rob Beschizza

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politics Widespread racist texts investigated by FBI Jason Weisberger

politics Trump campaign worked with Musk and company to keep damaging info off Twitter Rob Beschizza

politics Federal judge OK's Biden's student loan forgiveness plan Rob Beschizza

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politics CBS "moderators" abdicate role as journalists Jason Weisberger

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politics JD Vance lies about lying Jason Weisberger

disasters CEO of Norfolk Southern fired over "consensual" relationship with subordinate Rob Beschizza