nineties Old but gold: The Sunscreen Song Rusty Blazenhoff

"beach feet" Man suffers 3rd-degree burns on feet — after losing flip flops on hike in Death Valley Carla Sinclair

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tabloids Trump's sex slave, a photogenic ghost, and Madonna going bald in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

eyeglasses Watch Jack Spencer handcrafting eyeglass frames out of used denim Jennifer Sandlin

death valley Death of a Death Valley Hiker Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Celebrity grave-digging, flesh-eating bacteria and alien abductions in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

media Safer sex with aliens, and other tabloid stunners Peter Sheridan

fiction The Man Who Sold The Moon Cory Doctorow

travel Where do bags go after the TSA takes them? Dan Lewis