Boing Boing 

Why deep fry a fish sandwich 7 times? Because it's there

Where are my antacids?

This is a seventy-five dollar felt ice cream sandwich

It has a face and a bite taken out of it.

It is also apparently crying and wearing rouge.

A felt ice cream sandwich with a bite taken out of it and a face with little buck teeth that is crying and wearing rouge on Etsy for $75 - Thanks Sam!