Actually make America great again by wearing 3D Eagle Crotch underwear

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3D Wolf Crotch Underwear makes your man "sexy and wild," but does it honor the founding principles and ideals of the Union? No, it does not. Fortunately, there is also 3D Eagle Crotch Underwear, allowing you to bring justice and the American Way with you wherever you tread.

Wear it to work, to school, or to court... or (caution: true Americans only!) to the polls, augmented only with the Stars and Stripes, draped majestically across your shoulders.

Best of all, they're only $3.95 a pair: as cheap as a drive-in movie theater hot dog, and guaranteed to contain more m—O.K. I'll get my coat. Read the rest

Wolf Head crotch underwear "make man looks sexy and wild"

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Behold! There is an entire range of Wolf Head Crotch Underwear for gentlemen. They "make man looks sexy and wild" and can be yours for as little as five American dollars.

3D wolf pattern print underwear make man looks sexy and wild • the wide waist design make man comfortable no tight feeling • U convex design, large space and breathable • High quality material and great handwork, perfect gift to boyfriend or husband

Here's a pack of three "Sexy Hipster Wolf Animals", available in several different wolves. [Amazon, via Dangerous Minds]

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Watch a musician play Bach's "Air on the G String" on actual g-string underwear

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Crafty and eccentric YouTube musician Andrew Huang enjoys performing classical compositions on weird objects.

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Something to keep you warm when it's nippy out

Earlier this year, construction workers discovered what is now the world's oldest known bra. It dates to the 15th century and was found with a bunch of other clothing, stuffed between the floors of an Austrian castle. Most likely, it was being used for insulation, the same way we might stuff a wall with fiberglass batting today. (Via Christopher Mims) Read the rest