unvetted teachers Elementary school gets eerie message about substitute: remove him at once! Carla Sinclair
parody South Park writer buys domain names for MAGA and Q-loving politicians and fills them with content about the candidates' shortcomings Jennifer Sandlin
Real things you can actually buy Two brothers deface worthless baseball cards for fun and profit Rusty Blazenhoff
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