brain worms RFK Jr. cites toilet-seat cocaine habit as proof germs aren't real problem Jason Weisberger

politics Actual public health experts issue statement: "GET VACCINATED" Jennifer Sandlin

music They Might Be Giants brings 'Doctor Worm' to life on Jimmy Kimmel after 27 years Jennifer Sandlin

bears Six family members infected with brain worms after chowing down on bear meat Carla Sinclair

politics It can't just be the brain worm: what the hell is wrong with RFK, Jr? Yoy Luadha

trump WATCH: Asked about 2nd-term priorities, Donald Trump goofs bigly on Hannity Xeni Jardin

Science Scientists complete the first full wiring diagram of a fruit fly brain Popkin

Science Dispelling RFK, Jr.'s disinformation, crowd-sourced database includes hundreds of randomized controlled trials of vaccines Jennifer Sandlin

Science A strange trick to silence an earworm Allan Rose Hill

Technology Scientists are close to simulating a worm brain Ellsworth Toohey

vaccines CDC buries report on effectiveness of measles vaccine Séamus Bellamy

Science RFK Jr establishes Soviet-style pre-approval system for 23 "controversial" research topics at National Cancer Institute Ellsworth Toohey

politics RFK Jr's confirmation hearing is packed with disqualifying things Jason Weisberger

unwanted guests Man blames severe stomach pain on street food — but nope, it's just a live cockroach living inside his belly Carla Sinclair

elon musk Elon throws tantrum, blocks conservative reporter for exposing his wild immigration lies  Ellsworth Toohey

Science Scientists win award for discovering mammals can breath through our anuses Allan Rose Hill

medical Freaky truth behind the X-rays of the woman teeming with parasites from eating pork Allan Rose Hill

donald trump Kennedy Jr's new mission: Saving America from imaginary sky poison Ellsworth Toohey

Mr. Brain Worms and Orangey McOrangeface desperately cling to one another Ellsworth Toohey

outcasts RFK Jr. becomes official pariah after both Trump and Harris say nope Carla Sinclair