parody Hannity debunks "menacing" Twitter joke about his Olive Garden Pasta Pass Thom Dunn

peanuts Planters Peanuts is killing off their cannibal capitalist mascot in the most capitalist way possible Thom Dunn

video games Domino's Pizza picked a fight over a video game nobody asked about Grant St. Clair

gadgets Europe fines Temu €200m for selling dangerous chargers and baby toys Rob Beschizza

no nazis So many people said they hate Elon Musk that half the jury pool got tossed Jason Weisberger

mistakes W is a European clone of X for the Davos set Rob Beschizza

politics The MAGA civil war over Charlie Kirk's death gets weirder Ellsworth Toohey

gadgets Apple resumes advertising on Twitter Rob Beschizza

politics Diablo 4 more fun than raising 11 kids: Musk claims to be top 20 player Grant St. Clair

racism Twitter loses World Bank ads over pro-Nazi content placement Mark Frauenfelder

musk Musk's lawsuit kills responsible advertising group Jason Weisberger

twitter Xitter XEO exposes vast conspiracy of legal behavior Ellsworth Toohey

public health Homeopathic Berlin Wall Pills made from its pulverized concrete "treat" loneliness, isolation, and oppression Jennifer Sandlin

dogs Finn the Bat Dog is retiring from minor league baseball Gail Sherman

donald trump Truth Social's inflated $5 Billion valuation will leave MAGA minion investors broke, says finance expert Mark Frauenfelder

elon musk Judge slams Twitter's attempt to silence hate speech watchdog Mark Frauenfelder

star wars Chilean Star Wars had beer commercials edited into the action (video) Jason Weisberger

publishing Sports Illustrated "dead" as 70-year-old magazine hit with mass layoffs Rob Beschizza

rss Twitter alternative Bluesky launches RSS feeds Rob Beschizza

racism Musk chimes in support of racist tweets Jason Weisberger