Fanny DeVito, the Danny DeVito Fanny Pack

Fanny pack + Danny DeVito = Fanny DeVito, of course!

This caught my eye because I recently discovered my 15-year-old daughter is aware of Danny DeVito through memes, much like she is of Nic Cage and Jeff Goldblum. I guess what I'm saying is that teens are amused by Mr. DeVito and that's probably why this fanny pack now exists.

I suspect this is NOT an officially sanctioned product (boo!) but I can't help sharing it anyway. Pre-orders are now being taken at The Cryptic Closet ($34.99). Read the rest

Fanny pack sandals

Nike's new "Benassi JDI Fanny Pack" slide sandals may be the perfect footwear to don while sporting another hybrid fashion choice, the shirt-shirt. Read the rest

Dadbag, a fanny pack that will give you an instant 'dad bod'

This is the Dadbag. It's a fanny pack that looks like a guy's belly.*

On Bored Panda, its designer, Albert Pukies of London, shares:

I made the dadbag because I’m desperate to have dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it. The solution is quite simple, a bumbag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel like it and even store my valuables in it.

The Dadbag is currently not available to buy, but I’m on the lookout for partners and manufacturers to hopefully go into mass production soon.

Not available yet? Well, that's too bad. While he's getting these "bumbags" into mass production, check out the Dadbag Instagram.

*Yes, there are more Dadbag styles beyond the hairy white guy, aka "The Allen." Check it out:

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