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near misses Train crossing safety video of nail-biting near-misses at railroad crossings Allan Rose Hill

crime Hotel clerk in San Diego turns on guest with horrifying phone message before stabbing her Carla Sinclair

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eurovision Netherlands disqualified from Eurovision song contest after mysterious backstage incident Rob Beschizza

music "White Trash Wins Lotto," an insane and insanely clever musical about Axl Rose, now available for free download Ruben Bolling

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