"I must have stood some three minutes by the counter," the 54-year-old later said to a reporter.
@mattatomic on Twitter not only had a brilliant idea, but executed it with such perfection I'm not sure I'll ever be able to eat carbs again without wondering at its moral and ethical placement. Read the rest
Life can be difficult when you are drunk. And sandwiches are life.
A "footlong" sandwich was measured to be merely 11 inches in length at a Subway restaurant in Australia. [Reuters] Read the rest