crime Florida police admit they will not be able to recover gun stolen during masked orgy Cory Doctorow

tabloids The Madness of King Charles and Obama's nepo baby in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

movies There's a Naked Gun reboot in the works Devin Nealy

What does the fox say? If only we had "Google Translate for Animals" Jason Weisberger

tuttlebuttle Remember when Chicago cops handcuffed an innocent naked black woman? City will pay her $2.9 million Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Kim Jong-Un "dead" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

florida woman Florida man catches Florida woman skinny-dipping in his pool Kevin Reome

apple Apple fires misogynistic employee just hours after he was hired Mark Frauenfelder

fix the police City of Chicago doesn't want you to see video of cops raiding wrong house, humiliating naked woman Mark Frauenfelder

AI Text this number with the name of a musical artist, and an AI responds with lyrics written in that style Thom Dunn

chicago The naming of 'Inside Vladimir' Kevin Reome

tabloids Do the tabloids deserve a government bailout? This week's dubious offerings make a poor case for their survival. Peter Sheridan

crime White nationalists planned to murder cops and pro-gun protesters in Virginia Cory Doctorow

guns The Alpha Gun Angels are Israeli gun influencers John Struan

politics Peak billionaire: a billionaire tries to purchase a party nomination to outflank anti-billionaires so he can run against another billionaire Cory Doctorow

debt High prices and debt mean millennials don't plan to stop renting, and that's before their parents retire and become dependent on them Cory Doctorow

housewares "Mist showers": a decadent shower that the planet can sustain Cory Doctorow

Business Before you ask your Chinese factory for a discount, make sure you won't be kidnapped and/or have your product cloned Cory Doctorow

google Indigenous elder on Sidewalk Labs's Toronto consultation: "like being given blankets and gun powder and whisky to trade for our participation" Cory Doctorow

tabloids Royal sex & drug scandal, the Queen & Michael Douglas dying, and Miley Cyrus's demonic possession, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan