Very stable genius Kenneth Copeland, who is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, appeared on a television special last night to educate the world on why there are so many school shootings. It's not because of easy access to deadly assault weapons; it's because the naughty Devil used a woman to make the Supreme Court remove Bibles from schools. — Read the rest
Who needs a government when you have The Watchmen running the show?
Kenneth Copeland, the 85-year-old bug-eyed megapreacher with hundreds of millions of dollars, private jets, and luxury cars, is behind Watchman, a group of people who have declared war against the United States by stating, "We have been given legal power from heaven and now exercise our authority." — Read the rest
Beloved pastor, Kenneth Copeland (85) who owns a Gulfstream V jet because he refuses to fly in "a long tube with demons," manages to avoid paying property tax on his $7 million home thanks to a Texas law that exempts clergy homes from taxes. — Read the rest
"I DEMAND A VACCINATION!" is a mini-musical by Brandon Ethridge starring televangelist Kenneth Copeland. Check out other mini-musicals by Ethridge:
He's back!
Heavy Metal Kenneth Copeland.
Video: Kenneth Copeland Returns! [Wind of God] [Heavy Metal Remix]
Previously on Boing Boing:
A perfect Heavy Metal interpretation of TV preacher Kenneth Copeland's demonic utterances, by Andre Antunes.
It's really just perfect. Here's Andre Antunes' YouTube channel, subscribe.
VIDEO: Judgement on COVID-19 goes HEAVY METAL [Kenneth Copeland Remix] [I Demand]
Kenneth Copeland is one of the more notorious fire-and-brimstone MegaChurch millionaire con-artists of today. So guitarist Andre Antunes just did the logical thing: took one of the man's hellfire speeches and set it to a heavy metal song.
Here's the lyrics, if you want to scream along:
— Read the restIn the Name of Jesus, standing in the office of the prophet of God,
I execute judgment on you COVID-19.
Here is Christian evangelical leader Kenneth Copeland laughing at the claim that Joe Biden has won the U.S. election. The word "laughing" doesn't quite capture what you're about to see and hear in this clip. It's a theatrical forced laugh that at first just seems like sarcastic mockery—and is even amusing as such. — Read the rest
I can't get enough of heavy metal guitarist Andre Antunes' work, and he's done it again, with this brilliant video featuring his guitar work accompanying the preaching of Terri Pearsons. Pearson is the daughter of prosperity gospel-loving televangelist pastor Kenneth Copeland, who made headlines for justifying his need for private jets—which he bought with money donated by his congregation—by insisting, "You can't. — Read the rest
Election reaction on the right comes in such gloriously unbridled cadence that the Gregory Brothers made a song out of it. This mashup features all those you would expect: Paula White-Cain, Kenneth Copeland, Rudy, Tucker Carlson, Michelle Bachmann, and other outspoken characters. — Read the rest
On the YouTube description of the latest episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: "As COVID-19 continues to dominate the news cycle, John Oliver looks at the various sources of misinformation about the disease – from televangelists and the right wing media, to President Trump himself." — Read the rest
Kenneth Copeland is one of the worst: a private-jetting prosperity-gospel slime who, for his latest trick, falsely claims to heal people of coronavirus through their televisions.
Today, however, he is the star of the hottest track since that time Barney the purple dinosaur sang Straight Outta Compton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKH_p_C5Ns
Televangelist Kenneth Copeland urges you to put your hand on that television set and he, or rather Jesus, will cure you of COVID-19. Amen.
You can't get close to God on commercial.
Prosperity gospel preacher and measles aficionado Kenneth Copeland is closing in on his first billion dollars made.
— Read the rest"If I flew commercial, I'd have to stop 65 percent of what I'm doing, that's the main reason," he said.
Do you need to void the contents of your stomach quickly? Watch this conversation between televangelists Kenneth Copeland (reported net worth $300 million) and Jesse Duplantis (reported net worth $50 million), in which they explain that they reason men of God require private jets is because they can't stand up and have a conversation with God on a commercial plane. — Read the rest
That weird meeting between presidential candidate Donald Trump and a number of so-called Prosperity Gospel evangelists sounds weirder the more we learn about who was there, and what they actually say they believe.
GOP presidential candidate and noted scumbag Donald Trump met with a bunch of televangelists, Tea Party "teavangelicals," and preacher profiteers at his Trump Tower office Monday afternoon.
The elite group, which included some megachurch chiefs who have previously been investigated by the federal government for misuse of donations, prayed while performing the "laying on of hands" to infuse him with the Holy Spirit. — Read the rest
You might remember this video from a few months back, featuring an adorable little girl who sees a bear in her backyard and repeatedly asks her mother, "Can I pet dat dawg?"
Well, piano maestro Brandon Ethridge has added music to the girl's pleading, turning it into a great 7-second song:
Here are some other Brandon Ethridge videos we've posted over the years:
The 'How dare you!' TV pastor gets an Andre Antunes heavy metal remix, and it's really not bad, better than the original. [VIDEO LINK]
A few of Andre Antunes' previous works, below.
