There is a website that when you put in your birth date, will give you an outrageous "Florida man" news story, about some kind of insane crime a male in… Read the rest of the article: Florida Man did something crazy on your birthday

When you think of the Jersey Shore it's not hard to next think of Neanderthals, but this isn't that Jersey and these aren't the tan spiky-haired, booze-guzzling, womanizing, small cranial,… Read the rest of the article: More evidence of interbred Neanderthal in Jersey

This one-handed chainsaw by "F.Easy.D" seems to make light work of small gardening projects without having to fire up the full-on big guy chainsaw. It also looks freakin' excellent as… Read the rest of the article: Rad mini chainsaw gets it done

In the city of Valencia, Spain they have orange trees along many of the streets producing a great amount of the fruit. Unfortunately, that particular variety of orange is bitter… Read the rest of the article: Tractor with bat wings shakes orange tree

Fox News personalities have an extraordinarily short memory and also think you do too. Thanks to the Daily Show you don't even have to put your recollections to work, they… Read the rest of the article: Fox News hypocrisy supercut

Sleepjunkie.com is looking to a pay a sleeper who can write reviews of the mattresses they slept on. The mattress reviewing platform is looking for "a real-life Sleeping Beauty". via… Read the rest of the article: Your next job: $3,000 for sleeping

Jody Thompson lit her "this smells like my vagina" Gwyneth Paltrow Goop candle in her North London home only to have the flames go so out of control she had… Read the rest of the article: Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle explodes in London

Fox News' talking lima bean, Tucker Carlson, claimed that once Joseph Robinette Biden had been sworn into office CNN had removed it's perpetual Covid graphic that ticked off cases and… Read the rest of the article: Tucker Carlson falsely claims CNN Covid tracker taken down once Biden in office

Gregory Sierra, the ubiquitous actor from the 70s and 80s has passed away from cancer at the age of 83. Primarily playing Latin characters, Sierra worked extensively to lose his… Read the rest of the article: R.I.P. Gregory Sierra

Why in God's name is that man, who is supposed to be decorating a cake, making chocolate and cream designs with frosting on a granite sla…ahhhhh. Very nice. I know… Read the rest of the article: Watch chef's miraculous way to decorate a cake

In 1880 Queen Victoria gifted U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes a desk made from the timber of the HMS Resolute, an Arctic exploration ship, hence the name and origin of… Read the rest of the article: President Biden removes Trump's mysterious red button from the Oval Office

As much as it was fair to tee off on the disgraced former President's ridiculous coif, with the peculiar slicked and swooped sidewalls over each ear, criticizing a president's appearance,… Read the rest of the article: Biden's mullet

Land sakes alive! It is above my huckleberry to describe a maneuver not performed since John Quincy Adams declined to attend the inauguration of Andrew Jackson, President Andrew Johnson is… Read the rest of the article: Andrew Johnson will not attend the inauguration of Ulysses S. Grant

In a nice family moment after the Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the New Orleans Saints 30-20 in the NFL playoffs, Tom Brady, the winning quarterback, came out to visit with… Read the rest of the article: Tom Brady completes end zone pass to Brees, while Brees kicks the living shit out of Brees

Many women on the dating app Bumble saw an opportunity to flush out into the open some of the looking-for-dates MAGA bro's involved in the insurrection on the Capitol in… Read the rest of the article: Capitol rioters lured and reported to FBI by women on dating app Bumble

Bell's Brewery in Kalamazoo, Michigan tapped into a very Michigan thing, Michiganders say, to name their newest beer. No, it's not called party store (convenient store), 'jeet? (did you eat?)… Read the rest of the article: Bell's brewery releases beer named after very Midwestern idiom

These army guys have no guns, nor promote violence of any kind. Instead they strike yoga poses and are multicolored to enhance their gentle nature. Rainbow Joes is the colorful… Read the rest of the article: Army guys for peace and tranquility

The Capital building in Washington D.C. remained stationery in principal and has excepted it's ability to go fourth. While the attacks on the police were complimentary to Precedent Trump's suggestion… Read the rest of the article: The Capital bares similarities and excepts it's kneads

A gentleman brandishing a guitar and a colorful blouse, who could easily sub-in for any member of Spinal Tap, falls back in his chair and crashes into a piano at… Read the rest of the article: On-camera blundering hits the same beats as song

In the late 1800's author Ingersoll Lockwood wrote a series of children's novels whose main character was named "Baron Trump." And awaaayyyyy we go into Donald-Trump-is-a-time-traveler theories, which is pretty… Read the rest of the article: 1800's "Baron Trump" looks enough like Barron Trump, other parallels, foster time traveling theories