'National Enquirer' "The Brutal Monster Next Door!" screams this week's sensational cover. "Gilgo Beach Serial Killer Hiding In Plain Sight!" Doesn't almost every every serial killer hide in plain sight?… Read the rest of the article: JFK murder cover-up and Trump's mob ties in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' Prince Harry and Meghan just can't win. If they are together all the time the tabloids say he's "henpecked" and "under her thumb." If he goes off to… Read the rest of the article: Robert "The Hulk" Kennedy Jr and UFO death rays in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' The American branch of the British royal family dominate this week's cover with thoughtful reflection on Spotify ending its deal with Prince Harry and Meghan. "Grifter Harry &… Read the rest of the article: Titanic "curse" and a mad scientist in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' The tabloid weight police are out in force again, dominating this week's 'Enquirer' cover with "Hollywood's 10 Biggest Losers!" Equating a thin body with social acceptability, the rag… Read the rest of the article: A paranoid prince, proof of UFOs, and a panicked Trump in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' The late billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein continues to fascinate the 'Enquirer,' dominating this week's cover with the headline: "Epstein's Hollywood Playmates Exposed!" The "murdered pedophile's damning diaries" reveal… Read the rest of the article: Bimbo Duchess and a giant UFO in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Who'll Die Next?" asks the 'Enquirer,' bringing readers a "Celebrity Death Pool" that doesn't even attempt the pretence of investigating stars' health, under the banner: "Disease! Drugs! Old… Read the rest of the article: Biden health crisis and Britain's clown prince in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' The long dark midnight of the American soul that is the marriage of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck continues to torment the tabloids, as the couple dare to… Read the rest of the article: The Fat & The Furious, in last week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Sex Creep Trump Buys Melania's Silence!" Declares the front page. Days after being branded a sex offender and fined $5 million in a civil trial, former president Donald… Read the rest of the article: Melania's Pay-Off and King Charles "master-stroke" in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' Alien space craft are buzzing Las Vegas, the assassination of John F Kennedy has been "solved" – the 'Enquirer' has "Proof LBJ Killed Kennedy!" – and Vladimir Putin… Read the rest of the article: LBJ killed JFK in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' With King Charles' coronation foremost in tabloid minds, the 'National Enquirer' cover story naturally looks for royal scandal, and comes up with: "Sly Kate Traps Mean Meghan! Dirty… Read the rest of the article: Royal scandals in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Fox News House of Cards Collapses!" screams this week's already outdated cover story. The 'Enquirer' crows about "Fox News' catastrophic $787 million election lies settlement" that has "humiliated"… Read the rest of the article: Putin kills cows in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "King Charles' Battle With Mental Illness Exposed!" screams the front page headline. The evidence is hard to refute: "Talks to plants & his dead uncle! Actually fears he'll… Read the rest of the article: The Madness of King Charles and Obama's nepo baby in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' There's so much wishful thinking behind this week's front page headline: "Melania Trump $3.2 Billion Divorce Showdown!" Trump would love to be worth that much. 'Forbes' estimates his… Read the rest of the article: Trump's divorce (and friendly aliens) in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' Twisting the facts and stretching the truth are time-honored traditions in the tabloids, but this week the 'National Enquirer' goes above and beyond the call of duty with… Read the rest of the article: Kurt Cobain murdered (and World War 3 starts again) in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Trump Orders New Civil War!" screams the cover story. The former president, anticipating his indictment last week, told supporters to "PROTEST, PROTEST, PROTEST," and to "Take our nation… Read the rest of the article: Boozy Obamas and Trump's civil war in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Epstein Murder Cover-Up Exposed!" screams the cover story. A US Justice dept. probe into Epstein's apparent suicide has reportedly "been deliberately put on ice to pervert justice and… Read the rest of the article: Aliens built the Pyramids and monitor Earth, in this week's dubious tabloids

'Globe' Not since the Patriarch of Constantinople was excommunicated in the Great Schism of 1054, splitting the Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox faiths, has there been so momentous a breach… Read the rest of the article: Ron DeSantis tortured POWs, and Hollywood's worst celebrity neighbors, in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' You know it's a quiet news week when the tabloids lead with a list, invariably conjured out of thin air in the absence of any scoops (real or… Read the rest of the article: Hitler raised from the grave in this week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' "Joe Biden Dementia Cover-Up Exposed!" screams this week's cover. It's as if they've taken an old story about Donald Trump and merely changed the names, claiming that the… Read the rest of the article: Biden's dementia, belligerent UFOs and Fox News lies, in last week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer' The long dark teatime of our soul continues with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's cover story in the 'Enquirer': "Ben & J.Lo Marriage Disaster!" Why let the facts… Read the rest of the article: The coming alien invasion and a sweet-smelling Kardashian vagina in this week's dubious tabloids