politics Poor widdle Proud Boy can't get his benefits after attacking Capitol, sad face emoji Ellsworth Toohey
Delightful Creatures Heroic dog who protected Obama White House from intruder dies at 16 Rob Beschizza
disruptions Former Social Security head warns that checks could get interrupted by DOGE's "19-year-old nitwits" (video) Carla Sinclair
jobs Jasmine Crockett zings Elon Musk with heartfelt 'apology' to MAGA: 'You were 1000 percent correct' on immigrants Carla Sinclair
absurdity "Who the hell voted for 'Big Balls?!'" In other words, why does a DOGE teenager get to gut federal agencies, asks strategist Carla Sinclair
takeovers Musk's DOGE boy reportedly screams at senior staffers trying to protect personal data: "Idiots!" Carla Sinclair
bizarre competitions Wolfing down scalding hot biscuits and other weird contests from 1897 Mark Frauenfelder