Funny 1917… now starring SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, and Gary the Snail David Pescovitz

television SpongeBob's original bible banned romance and the surface world Popkin

prank Mystery hacker turns Dallas emergency sirens into Spongebob theme song for an hour Popkin

Entertainment Universal Kids Resort to challenge Disney with seven themed lands in Texas Ruben Bolling

Games Play as a destructive pomeranian in this free game Gail Sherman

Entertainment Listen to the early voices of SpongeBob and Squidward before they were ready for prime time David Pescovitz

video games PowerWash Simulator goes from Midgar to Bikini Bottom in latest collaboration Grant St. Clair

gop This GOP candidate for congress joked about killing women during sex and enjoys photos of underaged girls Jason Weisberger

tabloids Harry and Meghan "over" and Ukraine "despairs" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

animals Man keeps grocery store lobster as a pet David Pescovitz

tabloids Biden "snoozes" and Ghislaine "guilty" in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Absence of evidence is evidence of a cover-up, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

We like short shorts International Handball Federation tosses out bikini bottoms rule Mark Frauenfelder

sports Women's sports associations say handball chiefs should resign for bikini fine Mark Frauenfelder

norway Singer-songwriter Pink offers to pay fines for women's beach handball team Jess Sabine

sports Norway women's beach handball team fined for wearing shorts instead of bikini bottoms David Pescovitz

files "Cursed" YouTube Video Rob Beschizza

fake news The 'most powerful man in politics,' demonized in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Entertainment 'SpongeBob Squarepants' creator Stephen Hillenburg has died of ALS. He was 57. Xeni Jardin

picks Cop in bikini tackles thief to the ground before his arrest Carla Sinclair