san francisco San Francisco comedy club offers the Drug Mule, a 'cannabis-infused' cocktail (that won't get you high) Rusty Blazenhoff

donald trump Trump's preemptive excuse for debate flop: Biden's secret stash of hard drugs Ellsworth Toohey

books Attorneys ditch woman who wrote children's book about husband she's accused of murdering Rob Beschizza

vanity plates DEZNUUTZ, 2HI, VENMO, and 3,000 other vanity license plates rejected by New York's DMV David Pescovitz

tabloids King Charles to abdicate, and JonBenet Ramsay's killers caught in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

mistakes Urine-soaked Federal narcotics prosecutor wants police investigating hit-and-run crash to know who he is Rob Beschizza

gadgets HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza

Drug lord had surgery to become "handsome Korean man" but was caught anyway David Pescovitz

Chris Christie Chris Christie's niece attacks and injures six deputies after accusing a Latino family of smuggling cocaine on plane Mark Frauenfelder

art Celebrating the 35th anniversary of Star Trek: The Next Generation with mixed-media meme art Gareth Branwyn

tech The reMarkable Tablet is moving to a subscription service model Séamus Bellamy

Did I ever tell you the one about Darth Plagueis the Wise? 'Baby Yoda' employed as a drug mule in the fentanyl trade Jason Weisberger

tabloids Roy Horn lives, China lied, and Murder Hornets Swarm America, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

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