video Mess with the giraffe, you get the hoof Kevin Reome

Entertainment Bad writing becomes an art form in annual contest for world's worst prose Ellsworth Toohey

law Vermont man charged with drunk driving in Canada thought he was in U.S. Rob Beschizza

politics With apologies, it is overwhelmingly in the media's interest that Trump wins Rob Beschizza

Horseplay Horses excitedly take advantage of a plastic kiddie wading pool on hot summer day (video) Carla Sinclair

Delightful Creatures Silly goats caught dancing on top of car when they think nobody is watching (video) Carla Sinclair

adorable animals Watch cows relax on spa day Jennifer Sandlin

politics Elise Stefanik yearns for the good ol' days of Trump mismanaging a pandemic Jason Weisberger

Vermin Supreme Marjorie Taylor Greene gets photobombed by nipple-baring prankster during Bannon interview (video) Carla Sinclair

animals Bizarre and brutal bull-riding collision somehow didn't result in injuries (video) David Pescovitz

adorable animals If you need a shot of dopamine, watch this adorable vampire-esque rock hyrax munching on greens and sweet potatoes Jennifer Sandlin

animals Arizona javelina responds to complaints about golf course destruction: "I ate all your precious golf worms and I'd do it again" Jennifer Sandlin

rich people problems Internet rallies around javelina that are destroying "one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country" Jennifer Sandlin

happy mutants The Doo Dah Parade is the "twisted sister of the conventional Rose Parade" Jennifer Sandlin

religion The first Orthodox Jew in a Major League Baseball organization Ruben Bolling

gadgets HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza

video I love this animated music video for Deerhoof's "And the Moon Laughs" Popkin

tabloids A paranoid prince, proof of UFOs, and a panicked Trump in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan