politics Elise Stefanik yearns for the good ol' days of Trump mismanaging a pandemic Jason Weisberger
Vermin Supreme Marjorie Taylor Greene gets photobombed by nipple-baring prankster during Bannon interview (video) Carla Sinclair
animals Bizarre and brutal bull-riding collision somehow didn't result in injuries (video) David Pescovitz
adorable animals If you need a shot of dopamine, watch this adorable vampire-esque rock hyrax munching on greens and sweet potatoes Jennifer Sandlin
animals Arizona javelina responds to complaints about golf course destruction: "I ate all your precious golf worms and I'd do it again" Jennifer Sandlin
javelina Internet rallies around javelina that are destroying "one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country" Jennifer Sandlin
happy mutants The Doo Dah Parade is the "twisted sister of the conventional Rose Parade" Jennifer Sandlin
drm HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza
tabloids A paranoid prince, proof of UFOs, and a panicked Trump in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan
Weird Security cam catches two nearly-naked "witches" enjoying a "carcass-eating ritual" in homeowner's yard David Pescovitz