animals Someone will be sent to the hospital if this cat ever makes it out of this tinfoil-lined hallway Séamus Bellamy

illegal Trump keeps murdering fishermen and calling it policy Jason Weisberger

cats These cats didn't want to be shaved Rob Beschizza

Science Small asteroid creates spectacular light show over Russia just hours after discovery Mark Frauenfelder

politics International Criminal Court arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu and Hamas boss Yahya Sinwar Rob Beschizza

mistakes Oklahoma judge who texted constantly during trial that bored her finally resigns Rob Beschizza

tabloids Trump's sex slave, a photogenic ghost, and Madonna going bald in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Prince Andrew's "sex tape" and Queen Camilla's "revenge" in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Bill Clinton and the Queen at death's door in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids America set to be nuked, anarchy in the US, and the men who knew too much, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids His Royal High-ness Prince Harry's Pot Farm, and stars with only months to live, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

tabloids Megxit Explodes – Who's to blame? in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

kooks If Trump is removed from office, says famous pastor, "veterans, cowboys, mountain men" will go on a Democrat killing spree Mark Frauenfelder

art Liartown, USA leaves Tumblr over NSFW-ban; announces new 544-page Crap Hound book "devoted to images notable for their lack of positivity" Cory Doctorow

fake news Alien attack imminent, Buckingham Palace is a drug den, and the Queen is a criminal mastermind, in this week's fact-challenged tabloids. Peter Sheridan

science fiction Ted Chiang: Elon Musk's fear of runaway AI is a projection of his repressed terror of runaway corporations Cory Doctorow

fake news Dead aliens, a Royal curse, and Trump's war on Scientology, in this week's tabloids Peter Sheridan

media Frozen zombie killers coming to life, and other tabloid stunners Peter Sheridan

game of thrones In "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken", Game of Thrones mocks the power of powerful women Rob Beschizza