music Steely Dan's Donald Fagen curses out the makers of a new documentary on Yacht Rock Ruben Bolling

fandom 11-year-old superfan of yacht rocker Michael McDonald gets a heartwarming surprise Rusty Blazenhoff

music Glorious stripped-down version of Christopher Cross's "Sailing" you've likely never heard before David Pescovitz

worse things happen at sea When your yacht is too big for Monaco, Italy, and reality Jason Weisberger

Worse things happen at sea Orca Team Six: whales engaged in coordinated attacks on commercial shipping Jason Weisberger

Business Trump's FTC makes Bezos pay billions despite his desperate bootlicking Ellsworth Toohey

News President who wasn't a greedy monster dies at 89 Ellsworth Toohey

politics Trump claims taxing billionaires would hurt poor people's feelings Ellsworth Toohey

public health Norovirus outbreak on the cruise ship Iona sounds like real-life vomiting scene from "Triangle of Sadness" Jennifer Sandlin

Warren G and Kenny G perform "Regulate" (video) David Pescovitz

animals This small dog fell off a yacht and swam seven miles to shore David Pescovitz

dick moves Thousands of Dutch vow to throw rotten eggs at Jeff Bezos' superyacht Mark Frauenfelder

movies Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots to become a big Hollywood movie starring Vin Diesel David Pescovitz

music The "NOW That's What I Call Music" Dad Rock compilation will haunt you Thom Dunn

music Dark Side of Light's "bummer summer" breeze Daniel Siwek

racism Catherynne Valente schools her racist neighbors about the asylum seekers in their midst Catherynne Valente

fake news Alien attack imminent, Buckingham Palace is a drug den, and the Queen is a criminal mastermind, in this week's fact-challenged tabloids. Peter Sheridan

elections The Rich and the Normal Jasmina Tesanovic

fake news The Most Annoying People of 2017, in this week's tabloids Peter Sheridan

media CIA recruited a hooker to kill Scalia: National Enquirer Peter Sheridan