Donald Trump had a seat at Elon Musk's Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving table last night, and as "YMCA" blasted over the speakers, Trump patted the younger, richer billionaire on the back to get his attention.
Musk finally acknowledged Trump, and then stole the show, waving his arms in the air while belting out the words to Trump's favorite Village People song. — Read the rest
Remember when Kari Lake glommed on to Donald Trump, hoping to bask in the toxic rays of his orange shadow, only to wear out her welcome at Mar-a-Lago? Now it is Elon Musk who has hitched himself to Trump — seemingly the MAGA leader's new best buddy as the two billionaires golf together, dine together, and even take calls from foreign leaders together. — Read the rest
Kari Lake has attached herself to Donald Trump like a stubborn barnacle on an old rusty ship. She even camped out at Mar-a-Lago this year to fundraise for her Arizona Senate campaign. But, according to The Washington Post, as much as Lake is sucking up to Trump, the ex-president is doing his darndest to pry her off. — Read the rest
Donald Trump gave another confused speech that bordered on gibberish last night at Mar-a-Lago. This time, he bizarrely spouted nonsense that had something to do with New York Attorney General Letitia James — but he couldn't speak coherently, let alone get her last name right. — Read the rest
Partying at a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser for Kari Lake last night, a Q-infused Roseanne Barr tried to recruit young Americans into the MAGA cult with a dire message to college students: "Please drop out of college, because it's going to ruin your lives!" — Read the rest
Rudy Giuliani lost his assets, income, and reputation in an attempt to overthrow the United States government for his pal, Trump. Trump repaid him by eating his face.
And yet, the faceless former mayor of New York remains a fervent advocate for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. — Read the rest
Donald Trump doesn't even try to act like a U.S. presidential frontrunner anymore, preferring instead to behave like a creepy uncle who openly hits on the young ladies milling around Mar-a-Lago.
As he did when he ambled into a room filled with Florida's primary voters, presumably today, and was approached by a young MAGA fan who asked him to sign her red cap. — Read the rest
Fox News observed that Mar-a-Lago's party for insolvent adjudicated sexual abuser Donald Trump notably had a no-host bar.
Showing a sign of just how cash-strapped the Republican candidate for President is, both in his campaign and personally, the bar at Trump's Super Tuesday results party was not free. — Read the rest
The MAGA mob isn't just bored with Kimberly Guilfoyle, who scolded a Mar-a-Lago crowd last week for ignoring her.
The droning Donald Trump also loses his half-empty Mar-a-Lago audience, who seem much more interested in chatting, taking selfies, and looking at their shoes than sitting through another one of the former one-term president's rambling speeches. — Read the rest
Junior's sidekick Kimberly Guilfoyle scolded the ladies at a Mar-a-Lago "Trumpettes" event for ignoring her when she tried to give a speech.
"Excuse me! If you are talking you're being very bad. You're not being best," the former Fox host-turned-schoolmarm shouted to her MAGA crowd. — Read the rest
The Trump family's penchant for running at the mouth continues to upset their failed real estate empire. Having already seen NY State Judge Arthur Engoron further restrict their access to their assets, blocking moves to hide money, a Florida Congressperson is asking Mar-A-Lago's property assessor to reconsider the current taxable valuation. — Read the rest
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As the pressure and charges mount, an already unhinged and living in his own "truth" Donald J. Trump treats ranting in all caps like a safety blanket. This set of rants suggests he is cracking, describing himself as he screams about Joe Biden. — Read the rest
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Director, filmmaker, editor and long-time Happy Mutant Eric Mittleman took to the streets of Palm Beach, Florida, blasting Ice Cube's "Arrest the President" and circling what the bloviating Orange suspected felon called "The Winter White House." While Eric's car may lack what Tigra and Bunny like, I absolutely appreciate the sentiment and effort! — Read the rest
A fire seems to have broken out at Mar-a-Lago over the weekend where chefs were standing around white-clothed tables, according to video posted by Patriot Takes (see below). "Should we move?" a somewhat nervous, off-camera voice asks before someone with an extinguisher gets to work. — Read the rest
The Supreme Court has elected to remain uninvolved and rejected former President Trump's request to further muddy the waters and add delays to the investigation of the stolen documents. The DOJ has maintained that the 100 classified or otherwise secret documents should be treated as such. — Read the rest
It would appear that the 7-hour gap in Trump's call logs during the January 6th Moron's Rebellion has been found in the seized evidence found at Mar-a-Lago.
Via Kyle Cheney, the horror underfoot mounts. Horrid taste in carpet, though, is not illegal—Trump's alleged effort to conceal the classified documents he took from the White House, and his team's lies to the FBI, might be bigger legal problems for the ex-President. — Read the rest
