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mistakes Back alley Botox a bad idea, officials warn Rob Beschizza

crime Texas Buzzsaw Botox Burglar: Woman grinds into clinic to steal anti-aging cosmetics Xeni Jardin

cheating 20 camels disqualified from beauty contest over Botox use Rob Beschizza

GOP senator rips Noem for killing her dog and calling it leadership Ellsworth Toohey

law Unlicensed doctor tries to flee U.S. when surgery turns to nightmare — but doesn't get very far Carla Sinclair

politics Panic mode: Gaetz flees AG nom seconds after CNN threatens to expose teen scandal Ellsworth Toohey

design Want to make a website look like Windows 98? You'll be needing 98.css Rob Beschizza

History Bad ideas: Remembering Cleveland's 1986 "Balloonfest" Jason Weisberger

unlicensed spas At least 3 women who got "vampire facials" in New Mexico were infected with H.I.V. Carla Sinclair

tabloids King Charles abdicates, Hollywood's most hated hunk, and Taylor Swift's engagement in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

precedents meant to be made Speaker Mike Johnson shamelessly frets about expelling George Santos (video) Carla Sinclair

congressliars GOP lawmaker files new motion to expel George Santos from Congress Carla Sinclair

Congressliars George Santos used funds for Botox, Sephora, Only Fans, etc. says scathing new 56-page House Ethics report Carla Sinclair

tabloids Trump's dementia and teddy bear sex in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

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More HIV cases linked to "vampire facial" clinic Rob Beschizza

tabloids Hitler raised from the grave in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Big Red Boots Gramps rocks MSCHF's Big Red Boots Jennifer Sandlin

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