doordash District Attorney sneaks out of work to deliver DoorDash Jason Weisberger

Cooking Poutine Crimes forum on Reddit catalogs horrific violations of Canada's sacred dish Grant St. Clair

politics No Kings Day is for patriots — red, blue, and purple Mark Frauenfelder

travel Travel: Bloodless Bullfights in La Gloria, Texas Séamus Bellamy

drug-addled mistakes Florida minister allegedly kills mom while DUI — hours after being released from first DUI Carla Sinclair

politics 'Haley Voters for Harris' speaking out Jason Weisberger

Republicans Right-wing Pennsylvania school district superintendent gets "staggering" $630,000 severance package after abruptly quitting Rob Beschizza

book bans Man gives "Moms for Liberty" a taste of their own medicine by reading from Bible at a school board meeting Jason Weisberger

texas Man eats nothing but Whataburger for a week to unlock the secrets of Texan identity Jennifer Sandlin

sticker shock Deep red Arizona county insisted on hand counting ballots – until they saw the price tag Carla Sinclair

agriculture Crop circles costing farmers big bucks in lost revenue David Pescovitz

law Pastor masturbated outside Florida Starbucks, say cops Rob Beschizza

oops Pizza place accidentally ran magazine ad featuring naked man in latte art David Pescovitz

deepfakes Mother arrested for making deepfakes to humiliate daughter's cheerleading squad members Mark Frauenfelder

animals Game warden fires a perfect shot to rescue two deer David Pescovitz

cats Jerk cat up for adoption: "World's worst" Rusty Blazenhoff

police Starbucks apologizes after two cops claimed they were ignored by the baristas David Pescovitz

Disney Yet another Disneyland measles scare Jason Weisberger

corruption Payday lenders switched their trade show to a Trump hotel and sent Trump at least a million bucks, then he gave them carte blanche to make billions preying on poor people Cory Doctorow