The Royal Academy of Arts gave the Internet permission to improve that recent botched art restoration in Spain. Behold some of their truly inspired re-works:

Done! pic.twitter.com/jatBqqM3vv

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— Jason Bennett 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@jaceb77) June 23, 2020

Under the influence pic.twitter.com/6imeOa8Ck7

— Lynda Top Of A Hill (@OfLynda) June 23, 2020

Here you go. pic.twitter.com/tPj6AwSnd3

— Smallbrainfield (@Smallbrainfield) June 23, 2020

I'm so sorry. pic.twitter.com/jy1o1Au8CO

— Mark 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 (@TheBeardyBoyo) June 23, 2020

Here's my Lego version #RADailyDoodle pic.twitter.com/msTxAQrNTR

— Thomas Cogley (@JohnnyPixels) June 23, 2020

Gave her another ear pic.twitter.com/SOTKGm02nu

— Karan (@hesterfunnel) June 23, 2020

#RAdailydoodle Bartolomé Esteban Murillo’s 'The Immaculate Conception of Los Venerables' via Deep Dream API by @Google. pic.twitter.com/pmGkkxt44z

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— Royal Academy (@royalacademy) June 23, 2020

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A woman in Glendale, California opened an Amazon box she was expecting but was surprised by the contents: numerous bottles of narcotics like oxycodone, hydrocodone and morphine, along with an invoice from the Drug Enforcement Administration. From KABC-TV:

"Let me be clear, this package was not sent by DEA and these drugs were never in DEA custody," said Bill Bodner, special agent in charge in Los Angeles.

Bodner says a pharmacy in New York was disposing the drugs through a Texas pharmaceutical company, a process that needs to be approved by the government, which is why the DEA form was included.

But he suspects something went wrong in the delivery end.

"Likely, they used a third-party shipper to ship this package and somehow the shipping labels were switched at this third-party shipper," Bodner said.

Like many boozemakers, Apollo Bay Distillery in Victoria, Australia pivoted their production from alcoholic beverages to hand sanitizer when COVID-19 hit. Unfortunately though, nine bottles of their SS Casino Gin were sold that contained hand sanitizer as opposed to the alcoholic drink. The company announced a recall and so far six of the bottles have been returned.

According to the company's notice, "Consumption of the product may have side effects including nausea, headaches, dizziness, bloating, vomiting, thirst and diarrhea."

Doesn't gin have those same side effects though? Anyway, here's more from ABC News:

The bottles were all sold through the Great Ocean Road Brewhouse bottleshop.

A spokesman for the Apollo Bay Distillery said one woman had reported feeling nauseous after consuming the hand sanitiser, but had since recovered.

"The bottles were incorrectly labelled and had no seal," the spokesman said.

"We understand they are not toxic.

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Upscale department store chain Nieman Marcus today filed for bankruptcy protection, the fanciest retailer to fail so far during the coronavirus pandemic.

Creditors hope to have the company solvent again next year. Though knocked out by the lockdown, the company was already sickly after years of private equity buyouts and its own general decrepitude.

At the end of March the coronavirus pandemic temporarily forced the closure of all 43 Neiman Marcus stores, as well as its two Bergdorf Goodman locations and Last Call outlets, all but stopping sales and crushing revenue. But while that may have been the immediate cause of Neiman’s filing, its problems had been building for years. The company took on an untenable amount of debt as part of two leveraged buyouts by private-equity firms and did not respond quickly enough to changes in shopping habits. Together, those developments left the group in a precarious position even before the virus hit.

In Stockton, California, KCRA's Melinda Meza did a live TV segment about hairstyling on location in her home bathroom. Special guest star: her naked partner in the shower. Read the rest

“Everything is okay,” the RIA news agency reports. Seems legit. Read the rest

In Florida, sheriff's officials say a trail of pill bottles stolen from a Florida pharmacy led detectives to a home where they encountered two men who matched descriptions of robbers seen on surveillance video. Read the rest

A college student loan processing company sent thousands of copies of the same statement to an Ohio family. An estimated 55,000 copies, to be precise. Read the rest

If you use Google Photos, and you used the Google Takeout data download/backup service, you may want to pay attention closely to this warning sent by email today from Google to users. Read the rest

Wow, this blew up and imploded and tried to disappear quickly and totally did not disappear at all. Read the rest

Thinking it was a really old bottle of alcohol, Antiques Roadshow expert Andy McConnell took a tiny drink of some brown mystery liquid in a 2016 episode. Repulsed by the taste, the glass expert said, "I think it's port - port or red wine... or it's full of rusty old nails and that's rust." In a new episode, the show's host, Fiona Bruce, has now revealed that he was partially right. There was rust, as well as urine, a single human hair, and a couple other things.

Independent:

"Inside were these brass pins, all of these dating from the late 1840s, and the liquid – urine, a tiny pit of alcohol and one human hair," explained Bruce.

"And a mysterious little creature called an ostracod, which is like a little cockle. So [this] was not a bottle of port or wine, but a witches bottle.

"So buried in the threshold of the house as a talisman against witchcraft, against curses, against misfortune coming into the home."

McConnell replied: "Yummy. Such good news."

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[The moral of this story is buy a Roomba, they last longer and have better software.]

A man and a woman in Forsyth County, North Carolina, called for help just after midnight when they awoke to loud noises and crashing downstairs, and hid in their closet to dial 911. Read the rest

In Chicago, a salt truck slid on the icy street right into Lake Michigan. Read the rest

Oh boy.

Donald's not going to like this one at all. Read the rest