pickles You can put pickles up yourself Andrea James

Sex 'We all need the D,' claims adorably clueless Canadian ad campaign for Vitamin D Xeni Jardin

History BBC's secret 1949 comedy rulebook banned chambermaids, fig leaves, puns Ellsworth Toohey

branding Kum & Go is changing its name David Pescovitz

tabloids World War III starts (yet again) and RFJ Jr is not RFK, in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

climate change Smash Mouth wrote "All Star" to warn us about climate change & anti-intellectualism and we turned it into a meme Thom Dunn

music Kendrick Lamar is casually proving why he's one of the best modern rappers again Devin Nealy

drugs 'Gasms,' Smokey Robinson's new stereotype-breaking sex album Rusty Blazenhoff

tabloids The coming alien invasion and a sweet-smelling Kardashian vagina in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

The Smiths vinyl contains hidden secret messages Elías Villoro

tabloids Bidens fexting (not sexting) in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Funny Video: Shaq can't stop giggling at Charles Barkley's inadvertent double entendre on TV David Pescovitz

Watch an Australian news anchor lose it when his co-host obliviously makes a double-entendre with the word "couch" Carla Sinclair

oregon There are huge polka dots all over Portland's Pioneer Square Rusty Blazenhoff

songwriting Semisonic's "Closing Time" is not the bar room party song you think it is Thom Dunn

animals The Irish language has the best weird translations of common animal names Thom Dunn

Comics Marvel to launch "Create Your Own Comic" app, but "social issues" and "alternative lifestyle advocacy" are banned Rob Beschizza

music Listen to 'My Girl's Pussy,' a not-so-innocent song from 1931 Rusty Blazenhoff